Tuesday 28 September 2010

South of The DMZ

The DMZ (DeMilitarised Zone) refers to a strip of land that reached across central Vietnam, from Laos to the South China Sea, that divided the "Democratic Republic of Vietnam" (the Communist north) and the southern "Republic of Vietnam", and was also the American front-line during the war. The American War has featured heavily for me this past week, and is a sober, prevalent and inescapable weight.

We left Hue after my super-cool elephant ride through the ornate, yet misogynistic Citadel, and headed for Hoi An by bus. We drove highway 1A which took us along the coast and through some imposing mountain landscapes. The weather was moody and dark, with occasional clear breaks of sunshine through the clouds which made the scenery even more spectacular and thunderously atmospheric. We stopped briefly, just outside Danang, at a particularly sublime view-point and happened to arrive at the same time that a dragon was dancing to some drum music in celebration of the new moon and mid-autumn festival. We ran (or rather I flip-flip skidded, tripped and fumbled) back to the bus when the heavens opened, cradling my beautiful camera as if it were made of rice paper. Continuing on through Danang, which is the city where the first, and many subsequent American Marines landed during the war, we didn't have time to stop, but out guide did tell us about the notoriety associated with the city. In the 1970s a number of children, fathered by American soldiers were born. Because of their lighter skin, blonde hair or other western features, they were commonly rejected by their communities and abandoned by their mothers because of the stigma; especially in cases where the mother had (re)married. At the end of the 1980s these "children of the dust" were permitted to resettle in the West, because of this alienation and mistreatment.

The hotel we stayed in, in Hoi An, I am convinced, is Australia's Benidorm, complete with building works and a surplus of over-exposed beer-bellies. There is, however, far too much to do in this quaint little city and the surrounding area to spend much time poolside, thankfully. Apart from the requisite sightseeing, I spent my time in two extremely engaging activities; shopping and visiting the ancient temple ruins on My Son (pronounced "mee sun") 55km outside of the city. There are well over 300 tailors in Hoi An and most of them are very friendly, reasonably priced and tempt you inside their shops with a display of beautiful dresses, coats, suits and everything pretty. These two days were without doubt, the most expensive of my travels yet and cannot afford to be repeated, but I was very practical and had some gorgeous suits tailored for when I start at White & Case LLP in February, and also a little something whipped together for Emily's wedding next year (!!!!!!!!) There is no space left in my backpack and so it's all been shipped home in preparation for my other, future, life, when instead of learning the Vietnamese for "no cilantro in my pho please" I will be learning how to 'do' full time work. All of a sudden Vietnamese doesn't seem that tricky.

The ruins and runes at My Son were fascinating in themselves and our local guide was very informative, but having no previous knowledge about the 8th century kingdom of Champa, I didn't have much of a context for what I was seeing. The ancient temples formed an intellectual and religious complex for the elite classes between the 8th - 12th centuries. They are found close to Hon Quap Mountain in a humid and dense jungle valley. During the war, American intelligence indicated that the Viet Cong (VC - communist) was using this temple complex as a base for their operations. Consequently B52s destroyed at least 2/3rds of the structures, and walking around the area many, many bomb craters are still visible and form as much of the landscape as the uncleared piles of rubble, that used to stand proud as a place of worship.

I've been reading/listening to a lot of Vietnamese and American war literature (and Agatha Christie!) since I have been over here, in an attempt to understand the war more fully from a more human and less militaristic perspective. This has had much more of an affect on me that I bargained for, and walking around the jungle at My Son, the environment in which both the American troops and VC had to live and fight, was a very vivid and inexplicably scary and devastating experience. I felt further confused because the jungle we were in was so beautiful and peaceful and I felt really elated when I heard the thunder sound and felt the gust of wind rattle through the trees, but then again, saddened by the glimpses of destruction everywhere we walked.

This experience was echoed a few days later when we visited the Mekong Delta and tunnels at Cu Chi. The Mekong Delta I initially found disappointing and much like a tourist theme park. This theme park did enable me to sample and see coconut candy being made, hold a 5ft snake and taste fresh honey straight from a bee hive (the woman took my finger and unexpectedly prodded it straight into the hive still swarming with bees...) and so it was a certain kind of organised fun, but I wanted rural and authentic, and it didn't seem like we were going to be there long enough to get beyond tourist-land. I was less disappointed when we arrived at our homestay, which this time consisted of (thankfully a lot less rice wine) and some camp beds erected under a palm leaf shelter...in the jungle!! To get to the homestay we drove in a trailer attached to the back of a motorbike down the dusty roads and along jungle paths, being thrown around over the bumps and frequently ducking under overhanging palm branches, which hit me in the face more than once and taught me, the painful way, the benefit of admiring the scenery ahead, and not just around you. This 40 minute ride was fantastically fun and a definite highlight of this last week, as was sleeping and waking up in the jungle. As exhilarated and over-excited as I was, as I drifted off that night I did wonder what it would be like to be sleeping in boots and uniform under an army-issued poncho, and not under a mosquito net and roof, in quite the same jungle.

The next day we visited the tunnels at Cu Chi. It’s worth a quick read of this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/720577.stm but in short, the Viet Cong (VC - communist) constructed a 250km underground tunnel network, over three levels, in which over 16,000 (figures differ per source) people lived, cooked, hid and fought during the war. Aside from the War Remnants Museum in Saigon, this was the most hard-hitting and sobering insight into the war I have experienced. The tunnels are, again, in the jungle, but further south and close to Saigon. The VC would stay in the tunnel networks in the day and engage in jungle warfare by night. Everything I saw was brutal and inhumane. The VC frequently constructed booby-traps around the jungle, which invariably would skewer their victims on a number of sharpened spikes, with a hooked head coated with poison. Walking around, our guide pointed out a number of traps, all so cleverly disguised and hidden that we would walk straight past them. The traps in actuality, only killed about 100 soldiers (and a lot of dogs) but they were so barbaric, torturous and well disguised that they played an important part in psychological warfare, and terrified me, let alone a young American soldier patrolling around an alien and unrelentingly hot jungle.

The tunnels themselves were equally terrifying because they were so small. I lowered myself down through the entrance of one and my ribs scraped the sides. Once I was down I couldn't turn or breathe deeply and it felt so constricted that I was too scared to drop down to my knees and actually go into the tunnel. Instead I posed for a cutsie-tourist snap and hurriedly lifted myself out.

One set of the tunnels have been widened to accommodate western tourists crawling through them, and as with the actual VC tunnels, go deeper over three levels. I completed the first level only, and found it very intense and scary. Inside the tunnel it is very hot, and so dark that you have to feel your way along with your hands on the dirt walls. The tunnel is also tiny, and shoulder width in more than one place. I bailed after level one, and after scrambling up the stairs into the safety of the sunlight, I was pouring with sweat and my heart was pounding ferociously and my breathing shallow. That the VC lived in tunnels narrower than this epitomises their unparalleled resilience and bravery, especially when you read the statistic that of 16,000 people who started living in the tunnel network, only 6,000 survived the war.

Prior to the Mekong and Cu Chi tunnels, I had visited the War Remnants Museum in Saigon. I am not a very emotional person, and have always tended to read history as objectively and analytically as I can, but this museum broke me. For over three hours I read accounts, studied photographs and viewed artifacts that brought me right up to the limit of what I could absorb and engage with. I left the museum feeling hollowed out, physically sick and utterly devastated. This heavily influenced the next few days traveling, and continues to do so, in a quieter way.

The last week has influenced my experiences and impressions of Vietnam. The harshness and militaristically communist feel of the North makes sense in the context of the history and barbaric fight. This is a beautiful country, with a complex psyche and a sublimely majestic and breathtaking landscape – but it is not a country that you can take a face value, or with and objective “understanding” of it’s history.

I have less than a week left in Vietnam, and I have traveled north a bit from Saigon to a city called Dalat for some down-time. The climate here is much cooler, and just outside the town are miles and miles of evergreen forests, which are lush, deep green and beautiful – a refreshing change from the tropical jungles and tropical heat. Tomorrow I am going 'canyoning' which has something to do with abseiling down waterfalls? It sounds terrifying and exciting in equal part and I can't wait. Apart from this it is too rainy and slippy to trek up the volcanic and forested mountains and the government have drained the pretty lake in the centre, so I plan on doing very little else, except reading up on the next big adventure: China! I definitely haven’t always felt like this, but I’ll be quite sad to leave Vietnam – especially because speaking a little Vietnamese, which is expected in Hanoi, gets you free ice-cream in Saigon!


Wednesday 22 September 2010

The Other Vietnam

About 10 days ago, we merry band of tourists headed out of Hanoi and I finally started to see the other side of Vietnam. Similarly to when I leave London and go to the coast or back to Oxford, or wherever, shaking off the city and being on more open roads/rails is a great feeling. As I've said before, Hanoi is a complex and wonderful city, but I was very ready to see something new.

Our first destination, Sapa, took us northwest up into the mountains on the Chinese border. To get there, we took the overnight train to Lao Cai and then transferred to Sapa at dawn. The train was quite the Communist immersion experience! There are no conventional 'platforms' to speak of at Hanoi station, but rather designated rails marked by signs akin to bus stop signs. To get to your train you, quite literally, walk across the tracks between you and your platform number. Everything is road level, and so bump bump bump went the wheels on the backpack (I cheat) and we found the carriage. On board the train, everything is 60s style wood-effect, and narrow; beds, corridors, doors, the lot. The train itself is however, not the most attention-grabbing aspect of the journey. When you board, before the train departs and to rouse you from your slumber, full, loud and 'energetic' Communist anthems are fed through the speakers. The patriotic buzz reverberates through closed carriage doors and is really quite an exciting atmosphere to be in, while the guards busily rush around before departure or waking you with coffee. The gentle rocking and cosy cubby-hole bed - 4 bunks to a compartment - made for a pretty comfortable nights sleep actually. And I genuinely don't think there's anything like being woken up at 0530 by Communist anthems.

The weather in Sapa on the first day was cold, wet and foggy. I secretly relished this change and it felt really good to wear shoes and socks and for it to be cold enough to snuggle into a duvet that night. The following day it cleared up a lot and after breakfast we commenced the first leg of our two-day 20km trek. Our route started off on gravelly paths, which were easy to tred and frequented by motorbikes and cars. The greatest inconvenience at this stage of the journey were the "hawkers" and perpetual sound of "you buy from me?" Making use of my long legs, I and the other tall people in our group strided on ahead at a quicker pace and not only did we lose the salespitch, we gained a dog! One of the towns-dogs (we later found out, when it was sent away) took a liking to us and kept heel for the first km or so. This made for an interesting cultural comparison. The westerners with whom I walked were endeared to the dog, and made all kinds of 'Lassy' references. Our local guide laughed at the dog keeping heel and declared that we could eat it for dinner. Incidentally, it's not just dog; the Vietnamese will eat anything.

A bit further on the gravel path continued in one direction, and we staggered down a slippy, muddy slope in the other. The first 12km of our trek took about 6 hours, including a stop for lunch, and crossed a number for different terrains including mud, rock, river, mountain paths (also muddy), fields and rice paddies. Because we were off the path and the pack weight affects your balance, a lot of the time was spent looking down at the ground ahead for footwells. When the ground for a bit sturdier or we paused to wait for stragglers, it always caught my breath to look up and see the magnificent, huge and almost mystical surroundings. Even though the weather was clearer than the previous day, a lot of mist hung around the higher altitudes and gave a quieter, calmer, more stoic intrigue to the view.

There is a little bit to this trekking lark that I've yet to mention. I've been wearing a lot of cami vests/singlets over here, and covering my shoulders, when necessary, with a pashmina. Because, however, I'd be walking with my rather weighty pack for a long time, I wanted a proper tshirt to cover my shoulders. I found one on a quick trip to the market the day before, and when I say that, I mean I found one in the market that came remotely close to fitting me. It was white (bad) and plastered across the front of it was the flag (bad) and slogan "Good Morning Vietnam". Oh yes indeedy! For two days I was rocking the retro-tourist with my hiking boots and socks, shorts, ridiculous tshirt and red-rimmed 50s style ray bans. I decided to play up the comedy factor.

Mot, Hai, Ba, VO!

We arrived that afternoon at our 'home-stay'; a sturdy wooden house, with outside (proper!) toilet and shower and a number of mats and blankets covered with mosquito nets on an attic level in the rafters for beds. We spent the afternoon playing (hairdresser, mainly) with the local village children and then bartering (which I am good at, but cannot do with children) for their wares. That night we "helped" prepare dinner and learnt how to make spring rolls. Mine were the best, and according to the local guide this meant I would make a good wife. According to our actual tour guide, this meant I made good spring rolls.

The food that evening was the best Vietnamese food I've had - and it was all made in a giant wok cradled over a small fire in the kitchen. The rice wine, was not so good. This rice wine was different to the jazz bar rice wine; white, 30% alcohol, brewed at home and stored in water bottles, tasted like cheap tequila and was to be taken as a shot after the Vietnamese countdown mot, hai, ba VO! or one, two three, GO! It's evil. And it's also rude to refuse - so I got quite drunk. Fearing the trek the next day and my inability to keep down more than 6 shots, I hit the double-figures mark and sneakily changed my rice wine bottle for a bottle for water and shot water for the rest of the night! Thank god. The rest of my group carried on however, and I felt awfully superior the next morning when I didn't have a hangover, or a vomit story to share. 5 litres of rice wine had been consumed by 8 people. Ouchie. In the drunken revelry however, a big honour was bestowed on us. The lady of the house went upstairs and brought down with her some traditional H'Mong (the tribe) women's clothing for I and another girl to wear for the evening. Our tour guide said that in 10 years she had done that once before.

My superior attitude knocked back by my stupid tshirt, we started the 8km day 2 leg of the trek. This time we were trekking through bamboo forests on the side of the mountain. The footing was even more difficult than the previous day as it had rained overnight and mud slid away under foot. Roots and rocks were comfortable to stand on, but scarce. It wasn't flat either, we walked up and down very steep ground, almost carving out a path through the bamboo as we went. When we reached the end of the forest our reward was a 40ft waterfall, which we were right at the top of and could see coming together from different rivers. Two women helped me a lot on this part of the walk, and on one occasion when the ground gave way beneath my boot, saved my life by preventing me sliding down a mountainside slope with only bamboo trees to catch me. When I asked the guide the going tip rate for saving my life he replied "two dollar each".

5* Scenery

We took the overnight train back to Hanoi and then directly transferred to Halong Bay in time to have lunch on the boat. The last time I visited Halong Bay I paid $40 for 3days/2nights had had a cheery, cheap, but perfectly nice boat. The boat we were on this time cost $3,000 to hire for 24 hours. Needless to say, it was a very nice boat. I spent most of my time in a kayak or diving from the top deck, but when I'd stopped acting like a child I did appreciate the luxury power shower and the sandstone & glass bathroom, and had I not have been feeling quite so energetic, I might also have switched on the 30" plasma in my bedroom. I preferred to look at the rocks.

Halong Bay felt quite different this time. I imagine that part of this comes from having been there before, but on my first visit it was overcast and misty and the islands had an esoteric air to them. This time it was perfect sunshine and the islands stood proud and glorious in the middle of the crystal ocean. I preferred the more interesting misty bay, but was still taken aback by it and felt quite sad leaving this time knowing I wouldn't be coming back in 3 weeks time.

After a shellfish lunch on the boat (can you see where this is going?) we traveled back to Hanoi where I introduced the group to Fanny ice cream fondue and then we headed for another overnight train to Hue (pronounced "hway"). This train was not so fun. It was much older, a grey/blue colour, there was no music, the sheets were torn and stained and there were hitchhiker cockroaches running about. None of this I minded one bit. I unwrapped my trusty sleeping bag liner so I didn't have to lie on the sheet, wrapped my pashmina around the pillow and pushed the cockroaches far from my mind. We passed the first few hours playing "who wants to be a millionaire" (I am stupid) and then settled in for another cosy train sleep. I was disappointed. The age of the train meant that it was very rocky and jerky and I did not feel well. The journey lasted 13 hours and for almost the entire duration I regretted those bloody clams. Travel low point.

Arriving in Hue I spent the day in bed sleeping, sulking and running to the (thankfully) 3* hotel bathroom. That day I learned that I act like a sulky 2 year old when I am missing out on something fun, and also, that if you order room service in the Asia Hotel in Hue the waiter comes to your bedside to take your order. Not awkward at all.

The resting and sulking did pay off because the next morning I hopped on a rickshaw after ravenously consuming half the breakfast buffet and headed off to the Hue Citadel. The Citadel was the fortress and palace for the king, his queen, wives, concubines and family while Hue was the capital city of Vietnam. They relocated the capital city further south so that it would be further away from China and thus, harder to take control of than Hanoi. I learnt a lot about concubines and attitudes to women that made me depressed and very angry - but to save a rant and end on a happier note, I rode an elephant through the Hue Citadel! It was AWESOME!

Sunday 12 September 2010

Beep Beep Bye Bye. A Farewell to Hanoi

Today is the first full day of my cushy westerners tour, which has started in a very, very nice hotel. It might be because I've been slumming it for a while now, but I went to sleep last night feeling so spoiled and comfortable and woke up to the best breakfast I've had yet in Vietnam. This evening we are boarding the overnight train to Lao Cai,which is right on the Vietnam-China border, and then we will be transferring to Sapa in the northwest mountains. I've heard lots of great things about Sapa from other guests at the hostel, and after 5 weeks, I'm itching to get out of the city and see some green. Lonely Planet describes Sapa as being "perched on a steep slope (and) overlooking a plunging valley of cascading rice terraces with mountains towering above the town on all sides".Our visit will include a 7 hour trek and so I anticipate plenty opportunities to be quietly and elatedly in awe of my surroundings.

And so the travel proper begins! I have, on the whole, enjoyed being in Hanoi, and feel as though I've got to grips with the city, the people and what it's all about.I've found that my experiences here have been quite polarised and either brilliant, happy and exhilarating or tear-jerkingly  frustrating, and when you run out of patience it's time to change tact and get into a different situation.

This week in particular I've felt very frustrated. It's been my last week at the Pagoda and I've left with very mixed feelings. Saying good bye to the kids was pretty tough,although I think it will be harder to carry on for a little while and realise I'm missing them and wondering how they are. Before I left I bought some big teddies and a big monkey which I gave away on my last day and were met with excited little faces.I also gave my little Hung a toy car - probably too young for him, but toy shopping in Hanoi is hard, especially if you're white - which made my boy cry. Oops. I also spent a number of hours one afternoon cleaning the Kindergarten. Having reached the end of my patience with the level of cleanliness, I went to the local shop, practically bought out their cleaning supplies and set to work. The toys have all been disinfected, as have the chairs, tables etc, and the floor has been scrubbed and bleached, leaving the water worryingly opaque.I also bought medical supplies, which the nannies stole to my disappointment - but maybe she needed 200 plasters and 4 boxes of eye drops?

Because it has been my last week here, I've also taken the opportunity to binge on all the delicious and indulgent treats that Hanoi has to offer. I've breakfasted at the french bakery (which made me painfully miss the Oxford Maison Blanc and my girls), eaten amazing melting chocolate cake, a 14 flavour ice cream fondue (not by myself) - FYI green tea ice cream tastes like fish, but peanut ice cream (thanks for the heads up, Tom) is amazing! And we also had brownies and burritos at Hanoi's best Mexican, and so on. Today I'm going back to Paris for my last slab of pineapple cake and tea.

One particularly good night after I got lost AGAIN, Caro and I ended up in a Jazz bar, had steak for $3 and shared a bottle of rice wine, and in the merriment ended up kicking off the dancing. We enjoyed it, but were slightly taken aback when a Vietnamese woman came up to join up and started undressing...Eyes averted and topped-up glass in hand, it took a fair amount of concentration  not to be distracted by her very sparkly bra. This girl was prepared, if anything.


No Shlomit. I disagree. And now I know why.

The most meaningful and thought provoking aspect of my time in Hanoi has been spent learning about revolutions, colonialism and the treatment of political activists. In my second year at university I studied a paper on Jurisprudence which looked at the theory and philosophy underlying law and political concepts. I enjoyed the paper, but never has it felt so relevant and personally important than when I've been here. I've experienced this in two respects.

The first came about through visits to the Hoa Lo prison, used by the French against the revolutionaries, and then by the Vietnamese against the Americans (some funny propaganda, if you ever get a chance to visit) and the revolutionary museum. I find it really difficult to communicate and this probably isn't the most appropriate forum for my ill-formed thoughts - but experiencing these two museums made me think about and understand in a fuller sense the concepts of 'Liberty', of political expression and the brutality of such deprivations.

I think that being in an essentially Communist state has further heightened my awareness of this. There's no free press, no contentious new theater and also no controversy. On a visit to the Ho Chi Mihn Mausoleum complex this morning, our guide was discussing with us the rumour that the head of the party is actually Ho Chi Mihn's only son - unlikely, and described to us as a "fairy tale" but swiftly followed by the phrase "no criticism", which has been repeated more than once since. There's also no pervading sense of expectations - of rights or complaint. My visa drama hit a frustrating new low this week and ended up with me actually bribing a policeman from the immigration department to get me an exit-visa - money in envelope and all. This freaked me out and left me feeling quite unsettled - so much so that for a few days I took to telling everyone to make it seem more real, rather than semi-ignoring this unnerving thing that happened. The scary and unsettling thing about this was that I was completely at the mercy of his good graces. To hassle him too much (he took a really long time) was to risk him refusing to "help" me, but at the same time, I had one working day left in Hanoi, a Russian visa to get and needed him to get his act together. Because it was so underhand it was unpredictable and volatile and I longed for a bureaucratic process and for my ability to do or not do something to depend on the charity I'm working for knowing someone inside the department who may decide to help me. It's a shame I've already finished my degree, because Administrative Law and the concept of Natural Justice (different to Natural Law if you've heard me rant about that!) have taken on a different and more relevant meaning.

Living here, experiencing it and reading some of the history has been so fascinating and has sparked a fuller interest and awareness that I cannot begin to get down here. When I get back to London I'm rereading Raz and bribing Rupert with beer so that he can rehash it with me.Lucky boy.

To Russia, with Efficiency. Much better than Love.

My Russia visa took a sum total of 90 minutes to issue. Well, 90 minutes from when I stepped inside the embassy, finding it took quite a bit longer. In case you ever find yourself in this situation, the consular section is on the other La Thanh street (not the one the taxi driver thinks it is), is actually that big metal door in the wall down a dirt track and unless you're happy to wait for over 3  hours in the sun and relentless heat, it's worth emailing ahead (thanks mum!) and letting them know you're coming. When I finally arrived (after, yep, getting lost again - boring now) I phoned in and felt pretty happy but also super guilty as the chic Russian consulate lady escorted me past the 30+Vietnamese people who had evidently been waiting since before I woke up that morning.

Once inside, the application and paperwork was completed, but I could only pay with USD, not VND. I left the embassy - had a broken mime-based conversation with a motorbike taxi man trying to explain I needed to change dong for dollar. My motorbike man got pretty excited when we finally communicated, and handed me the world's most ineffective helmet.We drove off, me trying to decide whether it would be better to try and secure the helmet to my head, or whether this increased my chances of falling off and so should hold on tightly. I opted for the latter, seeing how no matter what I did, the helmet was going to do nothing more than roll off ahead of me, should we crash.Good-o. He took me to a jewelery store (a dodgy looking one) where I repeated my previously successful mime-skit about dollars and dong, knowing the man understood when he pulled out a silver carrier bag full of dollar bills. Huh. I already had a $50 note and felt nervous that the ones presented to me in exchange for my dong looked completely different. I checked the security strip which seemed legit, and with fingers tightly crossed (almost a permanent disposition in Vietnam) got back on the death-bike. Back at the Embassy I was informed that my original bench-mark bill was old issue and "unacceptable to the Russian Consulate" and so I then had to negotiate with the people in the queue I'd so unceremoniously jumped an hour earlier to help me exchange more dollars and dong. My word, am I bored of visas! It all came good and I left the Embassy with a Russian visa in time for lunch.

Luckily I only have to do this one more time and it will be in Hong Kong, which my fellow travelers keep informing me is amazing, and oh so civilised. My itinerary has changed a bit and I will not have time to visit Mongolia sadly, but I've traded it on for time in HK, more time in China and hopefully, if I can organise it, a trip to Tibet. This will also mean that I will be going from Beijing to Vladivostok and doing the Trans-Siberian, properly-so-called. 

For now though I plan on being ferried around Vietnam for the next two weeks, and not having to think about visas, getting run over by Hanoi motorbikes, or, well, anything important really.

Monday 6 September 2010

"Nice bike for lady"

Driving my beautiful red motorbike through the streets and along the highways of Hanoi has quickly become my favourite thing about living and volunteering here. When I first arrived in the city, I found the traffic intimidating, confusing, frustrating, dangerous and infuriating. From an onlooker's perspective, it is hard to discern any rules, or understand even a basic system - but driving in Hanoi and becoming part of the chaos, makes a lot more sense of it all. I'm still not convinced of the 'system', but a lot of the time it does seem to work, and thus far, with only a handful of close calls!

Last weekend my wonderful driving-buddy, Cheryl, went home. More experienced than I, for the last two weeks she'd been driving to and from the Pagoda in the morning rush hour, while I took the bike out at lunchtimes along the quiet and idyllic streets around the Pagoda. On Wednesday I was ambling around the Old Quarter, decided it was time to bite the bullet and having never driven on the roads on my own before, hired a bike of my very own. Having been here a little while and having done this once before, I knew roughly what to expect. This experience did play to my advantage, as the bartering exchange was verbatim thus:

Motorbike Lady: Motorbike 5 US Dollar a day
Me: No. I give you 550,000 VND for two weeks
Motorbike Lady: Okay. You hire before?

Yes, Lady, I have hired before. To help you understand the extent to which she was trying to rip me off -
1 USD = 20,000 VND. 550,000 VND works out at just under 2 USD per day.
This is still pretty expensive, but I wanted an automatic, and the model she tempted me with was red and shiny. "Nice bike for lady" the mechanic chimed as he showed me how to operate my new beast, and indicated I should take her for a test drive up the ridiculously crowded street. "I'm scared", I said to the mechanic, who laughed at me and replied "it's easy".

My first experience driving on Hanoi roads was mainly exhilarating, if a little terrifying, and when I got onto the (relatively) empty highway on the way to my house, absolutely fantastic! Driving through traffic (80% of the time) requires careful, deliberate and to the correct degree, defensive driving - and a lesson quickly learned is that it is often safer, and expected for you to speed up and weave into an empty gap in the road ahead, than it is to be slow and in everyone's way. It can be pretty scary at times, and I much prefer to be doing 50 kmph (yes, yes, I do mean 35 kmph, Daddy, eh hem) on the emptyish freeway, than 5 kmph through fiercely congested and unpredictable traffic.

Traffic here tends to operate on a basis of weaving in and out of other drivers to find gaps in the road ahead. The two rules are that if someone beeps you, you move out of the way, and you must always watch what is happening in front of you; what is going on behind you is not your concern (because those who are behind you will be watching you). Basic premises established - here are a few of the 'idiosyncrasies' (if I'm in a good mood - something more profane if I'm not) of driving in Vietnam.

#1 It is not uncommon to find single motorbikes driving the wrong way up a one-way street, or in the wrong lane. They are surprisingly hard to spot until nearby, seeing how you're focusing on movements directly ahead of you.

#2 Motorists don't look, or signal, before pulling out, turning, or doing full 180 turns in the middle of the road.

#3 It is equally common to get stuck behind a slow, dirty, smelly bus, exhaling black smoke from it's exhaust pipe. Yucky.

#4 There are NO street signs ANYWHERE in Hanoi. And the Lonely Planet map is RUBBISH. I took my bike out on a trip to the history museum on Saturday, a drive that should have taken 40 minutes if I was driving reeeeeally slowly. I got severely lost and ended up driving around for well over 2 hours! I did give-up half-way through, and enjoyed a nice meandering drive through some district of Hanoi I've not been to before, couldn't get back to and still don't really know where it is. I caught a stroke of luck and spotted a bus headed to 'Long Bien' bus station, not exactly where I wanted to go, but somewhere I would at least recognise, and followed it (smog and all) back to the lake - hurrah! - parked up and walked 3 minutes to the museum. Learning, as I did, that I had not only passed the relevant junction at least 4 times in search of the road, but that also landmarks are only really useful as markers of the land then you understand the alphabet, and thus can translate at driving speed! I enjoyed my little adventure - although being lost in very busy bits of unknown Hanoi did lack humour occasionally.

I have since bought a proper map which I hope will be more helpful - although it doesn't really help with the road signs problem.


National Day, or so I'm told

Having recovered from troll-eyes, I enjoyed a full 2 days of health before I was struck down with a full fever, migraine and head cold. For almost 40 hours continuously, I slept in a hot, dark room, forcing the consumption of water and paracetamol at regular intervals and feeling extremely uncomfortable! 2nd September here is National Day, celebrated with magnificent military parades and firework displays. I did make an effort to attend the ceremony, but by 1130, realised that I needed to be horizontal and immediately. And so, thanks to my fever (which, incidentally, sucks when the average temperature is about 34 degrees) I slept through, what I am sure was, a very impressive National Day. Damn it.

I've alluded to the state of the STV house on a couple of occasions previously - but in essence, it is lovely, but dirty, very hot, smells of urine a lot of the time and occasionally is without water (permanently without hot water). For a month it has been home, and most of the time I have quite enjoyed living there. Having a fever continuously for 3 days and having to put up with the above, did however, change my mind. The tipping point came when 2 days into feeling like death, I dragged myself out of 'bed', and having been sweating and shivering for 2 days, went to the shower to freshen up. There was, of course, no water, hot or ice-cold.

For my last week in Hanoi I have checked into the Hanoi Hostel. For 5 USD a night I have a proper bed, clean room, running (hot) water and AC!!!! And breakfast, and internet and I'm in the Old Quarter which is where everyting happens. I'm also only 15 minutes from the Pagoda, and 5 minutes from the banana fritter place. Happy Tammie.


That Never-Ever-Ending Visa Saga

Yep. MORE trouble. I think I'm just going to wait and give you an overview of the charade that I've gone through trying to get a Vietnamese visa, rather than a blow-by-blow account. I'm currently "in communication" with a policeman at the immigration department - who, conveniently enough, would like me to marry his son. I'm hoping this won't affect his willingness to give me an exit visa and let me leave the country (I travel wearing a fake wedding band, for occasions such as these!)

Because the process is taking so long I've had to rethink the China part of the journey. The Chinese have another uncooperative embassy - and there's just no way I have time to apply for a Chinese visa before my flight to Beijing. I am therefore, flying straight to Hong Kong and traveling up through China, once I've obtained a visa, which is a great relief because the alternative plan was, well, stupid, now this one has worked out so nicely, Credit to Mum for that brainwave - otherwise I may just have found myself in Australia, or on a chartered flight being deported back to the UK, just a little ahead of schedule.